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UFOWATCHDOG.COM Editor Abducted by Aliens! Well, Not Really...

LEFT: Urandir Oliveira's bedsheet. RIGHT: UFOWATCHDOG.COM editor's post-abduction sheet.

COMING SOON: RESULTS OF OUR OWN BEDSHEET REPLICATION EXPERIMENT...aka 'HOW YOU CAN FAKE YOUR OWN ALIEN ABDUCTION'

ABOVE: One of these sheet pieces has been exposed to and burned by a high temperature propane torch. Can you tell which one it is? Mmmmm, those aliens sure are clever - at least that's what some people would have you believe...

ABOVE: Would love to tell you how it felt being transported aboard the alien ship, but this hand fell asleep after I had laid on it for too long and it fell asleep. I hate that... ;-)

By the way, yes, I know the burnt impression on the sheet isn't that great, but I was tossing and turning all night waiting for the Brazilian aliens! Must have tossed just as they teleported me. Stay tuned for more...